his is her story:....
Age 7+7x2x60-:-4-211-:-3-11=? (I know hard to believe)
Born on the Tyne bridge
Likes Newcastle united, Cheryl Cole, Ant and Dec and shopping at the Metro Centre
Dislikes: Sunderland A.F.C, putting on weight and Expensive Drinks
Since her teens Bella has always loved performing but only got work at Christmas as a back end of the cow. She used to have a small Job in the burger van outside St James Park called "munch on me"! She used to entertain crowds by singing while she made the burgers and chips for the punters. One summers day, she had an affair with a footballer who used to wear Black and White. Bella loved playing with his balls as she loved playing football herself, after all she has the legs for football. The footballer cannot be named at the moment due to legal reasons as the fee from the daily mirror has not been agreed yet... Neither has the blackmail letter from the footballer.
So while waiting for millions of pounds off the story Bella decided to go and work on a cruise liner and sing and dance and meet lots of sailors, when on her opening night they had to abandon ship!! Lucky for her she was having a thing with the captain .. and them two were the first ones off. They landed on the island of Lanzarote where she started working for MHT, now she's back performing her own variety show all across the UK. Catch her in a venue near you! Where she can live her dream to perform every night for each and every one of you.
Now all she needs is a fella... (who knows what happened to the captain!)